September 2009
41 posts
Our prediction: Bengals 17, Steelers 14
Would like to go to Bengals game. But must write depressing horoscopes all day. :(
#iamsinglebecause I dissed Taylor Swift at the MTV VMA’s and now chicks avoid me.
Would like to tailgate. But must edit fake news. :(
#iamsinglebecause Beyonce won’t call me back
Remember how hard Twittering was before the internet? I don’t know how we did it back then.
Would like to tailgate. But must edit fake news. :(
Our prediction: Bengals 17, Steelers 14
Would like to party after Bengals game. But must write lame dating profiles. :(
We’ll make up for not drinking today by drinking @ the DERF Happy Hour Fri @ Longworth’s! http://www.derfmagazine.com/happyhour
#bengals Tonight Chris Henry deserves to celebrate with a gun in a nightclub!
Steelers = FAIL
Bengals = Uh oh
Hey were twittering from the Internet !!!
Midpoint Music Festival kicks of tomorrow! We’re there! Check out the site for venue and band info: http://www.mpmf.com
Bengals plans to lose in final minutes thwarted http://bit.ly/12MIpP
Remote control for Fountain Square TV lost http://bit.ly/4ty2qq
Katie’s Blog: 4 things to consider before living together. http://bit.ly/6JNvZ
We’re using this awesome limo company - NightShift Limousine. Great deal - Can be as low as $25 per person. http://www.nightshiftlimo.com
Latin Kings of Leon Panetta….
Fall Out Boy George Michael Bolton. ….keep the string going.
Hey does a new billion dollar stadium guarantee a win in the NFL?
Friday 3pm. Your boss is making wknd plans w/his concubine. Good time for u to look @ Bacchanalian pics http://www.derfmagazine.com/gallery
Is DERF your god? Why or why not?
Ocho Cinco checks into Twitter rehab http://bit.ly/zXITJ
Kanye West interrupts 5th grade soccer awards banquet http://bit.ly/xmrLF
Obama holds jackass summit with Kanye West and Serena Williams http://bit.ly/N6gRm
Bengals to patent new techniques for losing http://bit.ly/zsM7l
Sorry roger. Get em next time
Starbucks employee never makes new pot of coffee in employee break room. http://www.derfmagazine.com/news/lifestyle/644.html
DERF Happy Hour @ Mt. Adams Pavilion tomorrw night! Retweets r cool. $10 for 10 drinks. http://www.derfmagazine.com/happyhour
Derf party tonight at the Pavilion! LOUNGE PROJECT is playing the back deck. DJ’s on other floors! http://www.derfmagazine.com/happyhour
Suspicious typo occurs during WEBN Fireworks http://bit.ly/Zmelk
A shot of Midori perhaps?
…returning some video tapes.
Longworth’s rocked last night. just sayin’
About 36 hours left to wear white pants, right? So if you have three pairs you can fit them all in for 12 hours each including sleep time.
Supposedly this all supposedly totally supposedly.
Non-alcoholic binge drinking on upswing at Christian universities http://bit.ly/3Mg91D
Religious services held between church festivals http://bit.ly/j6kze
Short distance relationships not working for local man http://bit.ly/8RpmO
August 2009
34 posts
Sunday Funday! - http://shar.es/MGz1
Shots from Zoo’s Wild About Wine party Thursday night. …a few animal shots too! http://www.derfmagazine.com/gallery
A great benefit bash Saturday night in Oakley! http://www.derfmagazine.com/events/event1391.html
See how many locals are coping with the loss of NEWS5’s Derek Beasely. http://www.derfmagazine.com/news/entertainment/639.html
Tons of pics from Cincinnati’s BrewHaha last Friday and Saturday. http://www.derfmagazine.com/gallery
Distraught citizens cope with loss of Derek Beasley through heartfelt poetry http://bit.ly/5RFhf
http://bit.ly/4p7I2L
Let’s say it all together now…..Quit tweeting about ‘social media’ stuff. Sheeze.
Is it just us or is everyone having a hard time coping with the departure of Derek Beasley?